Artemis Living's new collection is a godsend for those of us well-educated enough to still work from home.

Simon Hedges

When I arrived at the Tottenham Court Road flagship branch of Argos to try Excalibur, Artemis Living's newly released four person patio set, I feared the worst. I mistook a bearded, tattooed catalogue shop employee for the garden furniture brand's head of commercial. I was convinced Artemis had taken a short-sighted veer into the "woke" market. I imagined a plastic chair that is a conceptual critique of "neoliberalism" (whatever that...