I had an incredible epiphany about the future of London whilst out in the Wild West of the Chiswick school run.

Derwyn Baughan-Wright

Due to reasons of efficiency and safety, I drive an imported SUV - dubbed the 'Cyclist Slaughterer' after it was involved in the tragic death of up and coming Tour de France star Phillippe Claes - on the Chiswick school run. But don't let that fool you. I'm as pro-cycling as anyone, and drive dressed head-to-toe in the racing uniform of the local Gunnersbury Harriers cycling club to let pedal powered commuters know I'm on their side...