My grandchildren want something called a Nintendo Switch. I genuinely have no idea what that is.

Ted Cholmondeley

I adore my grandchildren. Are we still allowed to say things like that? Oh well. There, I've said it anyway. Let the Kraft durch Freude stormtroopers have their field day! But the dear little creatures, so delicate and lily-white skinned, do have a rather troublesome habit of making one feel a little set adrift for the modern age. First of all they were watching a television channel called "The You Tube". The next they were...